You know, usually I (Aaron) am the one who writes all the notes and descriptions. This episode was me busy being sick and Michael sort of prodding me on to do the episode. We did it. But I barely remember anything. I do know that I told some jokes that were "too soon"...
What happens when two white dudes and a Latino man elbow their way into a party to make it cooler? The party is gentrified! Much like how our home city's main street is being gentrified by strong arm local government tactics. Aaron and Michael were joined by the fabulous Jon this week to discuss legalization of drugs and reminisce over the weekend we all had.
Michael takes his ice cream out for kids every Sunday... Yeah... You know why. Aaron did his bit about Hugh Hefner. Pretty funny. The interludes return with a huge big black c#ck. The discussion transforms to liberation in Catalan, as well as the usual overbearing offensive stances on whichever topic. Thanks, God. Enjoy the episode!
What happens when Michael purposely tries to not laugh at Aaron's jokes? Aaron storms out in the middle of the show. But don't worry, the show was salvaged by a discussion surrounding our dicks... Great... Also we close out the show out on the town drinking with three clips from our night of debauchery, each clip gets drunker and drunker. With guests ranging from the people around us to the people we were hanging out with. Frankly I don't even know whats on those clips... So it could be terrible. Listen and find out!
You know what's worse than a white nationalist??? A cop. Man, do we hate cops. Also we talked about a trip to the vet, Aaron told some ridiculous jokes, and Michael brought back the philosophy red light district. Jeremy from Seeds of Liberty gave us our meaning for "Fags"... so that's great. I'm certain he's stoked we mentioned it.
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Yeah, the larping in Virginia is fucking retarded. We joked about that as well as some other stuff. Aaron did his first segment of news of the week. It's basically just jokes. Michael couldn't handle it. Then somehow we devolved into Christianity again. Whoopdy-fucking-doo. Enjoy the show, and let us know if you like the video (if there is one).
I didn't think Liberty Lampoon could get any more offensive... I was wrong. Introducing a good friend to the show (or basically just Michael, and Aaron) Jon. Jon is from Colorado and we literally spent no time talking about living in a state with less prohibition on Mary Jane. We did however talk a bunch of shit to each other about the past, present, and future. If you like this episode with Jon, let us know so we can get him on more episodes... J/k... we're already going to have him on because fuck you, we do what we want.
It's amazing that the Democratic definition of a "better deal" is taking your money. What am I saying, no it isn't amazing. It's called preserving the status quo. We talked about that this week, and then promptly jumped into personal stories. Mundane? Maybe. Still Liberty Lampoon though. Thanks and enjoy!
Are we in hot water this week? I'm not sure, but John McCain will be very soon. Boiling even. Jeff Sessions is back on the LL... Don't worry, his character is dead in our universe so he did not make an appearance. Maxine Waters is literally retarded. Also, we go balls deep into theology and probably made fools of ourselves. EUUUHHHHHH... Also Adrian showed up at the last minute to ruin the walk over to NerdShit.
We managed to catch the NRA president on his knees in front of a cop. Don't worry, it was consensual. Betty Jo Shelby and Mike Denton (disgraced Oklahoma cops) meet up in a club and discuss their love of oppression. Aaron tells some dirty jokes he's been working on. We also called out the alt-reich again. Screw those guys.
How many dead citizens does it take to pay a police officer? I don't know either. We opened the show with an edgy song we don't believe in, and we then talked about officer Betty Shelby's acquittal, Tishomingo Police Department, Mike Denton getting his job back, and how everyone should film all interactions with the police as well as avoid them at all costs. All of the music in this episode is played in the spirit of police accountability and nothing more. Any information seemingly gleaned from our music choices is not information at all.
Ahhhhh... You smell that? That's the smell of the great outdoors. This weeks episode was recorded in front of a live outdoor audience of dogs, birds, planes, and lawn mowers on a beautiful 80 degree Oklahoma Saturday. Too bad the State of Oklahoma is plagued with raging bootlicking statists. We talked about everything from education to our personal marketing strategies in this long form episode of Liberty Lampoon.
Laugh with us. We were all over the place this week. From telling heroes to eat us, to why Bill Weld is still terrible. We also talked about the CIA again and how going after free speech is more of a crime than releasing "Top Secret" documents. This show was done live and we are still working out the kinks on all of that. Thanks for understanding and enjoy our creamy audio.