Big black penis extensions... You ever seen one? Well you'll hear all about it today. Aaron wears out the podbeef. Michael thinks he can solve the worlds problems. And as always, one of the guys sticks their foot in their mouth....
I'm not going to watch your f#$king kid... Just a heads up. This week Aaron and Michael recount several interesting stories from the holiday. Also, Aaron puts on the tinfoil to rant about the illegal wars. Our good friend Adrian pops in at the last minute to blow the show wide open with a pretty bad Trump impression. Enjoy!!!
What happens when two white dudes and a Latino man elbow their way into a party to make it cooler? The party is gentrified! Much like how our home city's main street is being gentrified by strong arm local government tactics. Aaron and Michael were joined by the fabulous Jon this week to discuss legalization of drugs and reminisce over the weekend we all had.
Michael takes his ice cream out for kids every Sunday... Yeah... You know why. Aaron did his bit about Hugh Hefner. Pretty funny. The interludes return with a huge big black c#ck. The discussion transforms to liberation in Catalan, as well as the usual overbearing offensive stances on whichever topic. Thanks, God. Enjoy the episode!
What happens when Michael purposely tries to not laugh at Aaron's jokes? Aaron storms out in the middle of the show. But don't worry, the show was salvaged by a discussion surrounding our dicks... Great... Also we close out the show out on the town drinking with three clips from our night of debauchery, each clip gets drunker and drunker. With guests ranging from the people around us to the people we were hanging out with. Frankly I don't even know whats on those clips... So it could be terrible. Listen and find out!
You know what's worse than a white nationalist??? A cop. Man, do we hate cops. Also we talked about a trip to the vet, Aaron told some ridiculous jokes, and Michael brought back the philosophy red light district. Jeremy from Seeds of Liberty gave us our meaning for "Fags"... so that's great. I'm certain he's stoked we mentioned it.
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Yeah, the larping in Virginia is fucking retarded. We joked about that as well as some other stuff. Aaron did his first segment of news of the week. It's basically just jokes. Michael couldn't handle it. Then somehow we devolved into Christianity again. Whoopdy-fucking-doo. Enjoy the show, and let us know if you like the video (if there is one).
I didn't think Liberty Lampoon could get any more offensive... I was wrong. Introducing a good friend to the show (or basically just Michael, and Aaron) Jon. Jon is from Colorado and we literally spent no time talking about living in a state with less prohibition on Mary Jane. We did however talk a bunch of shit to each other about the past, present, and future. If you like this episode with Jon, let us know so we can get him on more episodes... J/k... we're already going to have him on because fuck you, we do what we want.
It's amazing that the Democratic definition of a "better deal" is taking your money. What am I saying, no it isn't amazing. It's called preserving the status quo. We talked about that this week, and then promptly jumped into personal stories. Mundane? Maybe. Still Liberty Lampoon though. Thanks and enjoy!
Are we in hot water this week? I'm not sure, but John McCain will be very soon. Boiling even. Jeff Sessions is back on the LL... Don't worry, his character is dead in our universe so he did not make an appearance. Maxine Waters is literally retarded. Also, we go balls deep into theology and probably made fools of ourselves. EUUUHHHHHH... Also Adrian showed up at the last minute to ruin the walk over to NerdShit.
We managed to catch the NRA president on his knees in front of a cop. Don't worry, it was consensual. Betty Jo Shelby and Mike Denton (disgraced Oklahoma cops) meet up in a club and discuss their love of oppression. Aaron tells some dirty jokes he's been working on. We also called out the alt-reich again. Screw those guys.