"I never had meetings with Russian operatives, or Russian intermediaries about the Trump campaign, and the idea that I was part of a 'continual exchange of information' during the campaign between Trump surrogates and intermediaries for the Russian government is totally false" - Jeff Sessions, March 2, 2017
"But I want to say something to the American people. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody it's a lie, not a single time, never. These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the American people" Bill Clinton, January 26, 1998
It's hilarious that both of those instances sound so similar but are about different things. If there's one thing we can take from Jeff Sessions, it's that he's telling a lie the same way every politician does. It's all to save face. He thinks he can do damage control for a little while and get away with it. I have to say, I hope he doesn't.
If you didn't know, we've written about him in the past. We've done an improvised character of him that is so over the top and evil there's no way anyone should be able to misconstrue my feelings about the guy. He's a spineless, racist, piece of shit. The real kind of racist. I'm not some social justice warrior. Jeff Sessions is a real asshole and I hope power is ripped out of his hands as quickly as he got his hands on it. There's a small hole in hell for people like him. I get that he's old fashioned. I know some old fashioned people. Not all of them are spineless gutter snakes like Jeff.
That being said, stuff like this is getting rather normal, isn't it? We constantly hear some dumb ass politician coming out saying one thing, maybe even under oath in front of their supposed lord and savior, and then BAM!!! They were telling lies the whole time. Generally, they tweak one tiny little thing in what they actually said as if to say "Well what I actually meant was, I only butt fucked Putin on American soil. So I in no way jeopardized anything. It was just meaningless butt fucking between pals."... As if we actually believe it. Then all of their political hack followers jump up to defend them. I know Sean Hannity is busy licking Jeff's boots right now. All i'm saying, why even pretend.
Turn your back on these liars. Ignore everything they say. There's no point in pretending anymore.