Breitbart put out a piece this week that mentioned several groups coming out against Jeff Sessions. The Libertarian Party also came out denouncing him as well (Took you long enough). If you didn't know, Jeff Sessions is Trump's pick for attorney general and lets just say he's got a very interesting and down right authoritarian track record. These organizations taking a stand against Jeff (we're on a first name basis) should take a cue from our way of doing things. On November 28th we published an episode skewering the guy for all of his warped and square perceptions. He even showed up on the show (character by Aaron Thompson) and proceeded to get completely shit faced.
The good news is, they can listen to the segments we talked about him in below! Share it with your friends and make sure these shocking revelations get out there. Liberty lampoon to the rescue.
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Yeah, the larping in Virginia is fucking retarded. We joked about that as well as some other stuff. Aaron did his first segment of news of the week. It's basically just jokes. Michael couldn't handle it. Then somehow we devolved into Christianity again. Whoopdy-fucking-doo. Enjoy the show, and let us know if you like the video (if there is one).
I didn't think Liberty Lampoon could get any more offensive... I was wrong. Introducing a good friend to the show (or basically just Michael, and Aaron) Jon. Jon is from Colorado and we literally spent no time talking about living in a state with less prohibition on Mary Jane. We did however talk a bunch of shit to each other about the past, present, and future. If you like this episode with Jon, let us know so we can get him on more episodes... J/k... we're already going to have him on because fuck you, we do what we want.
It's amazing that the Democratic definition of a "better deal" is taking your money. What am I saying, no it isn't amazing. It's called preserving the status quo. We talked about that this week, and then promptly jumped into personal stories. Mundane? Maybe. Still Liberty Lampoon though. Thanks and enjoy!
Are we in hot water this week? I'm not sure, but John McCain will be very soon. Boiling even. Jeff Sessions is back on the LL... Don't worry, his character is dead in our universe so he did not make an appearance. Maxine Waters is literally retarded. Also, we go balls deep into theology and probably made fools of ourselves. EUUUHHHHHH... Also Adrian showed up at the last minute to ruin the walk over to NerdShit.
We managed to catch the NRA president on his knees in front of a cop. Don't worry, it was consensual. Betty Jo Shelby and Mike Denton (disgraced Oklahoma cops) meet up in a club and discuss their love of oppression. Aaron tells some dirty jokes he's been working on. We also called out the alt-reich again. Screw those guys.
Who knew that the show back would be so offensive? I did. You know why? Because that's exactly how we roll.
Grab your effigial heads and meet us in cyberspac for stories of campfire stories and terrific journeys. We tell you all about why we missed a show, what's going on in Liberty Lampoon world, and we smear the news for exacerbating stupid nonsense into intense "journalistic forte"....
How many dead citizens does it take to pay a police officer? I don't know either. We opened the show with an edgy song we don't believe in, and we then talked about officer Betty Shelby's acquittal, Tishomingo Police Department, Mike Denton getting his job back, and how everyone should film all interactions with the police as well as avoid them at all costs. All of the music in this episode is played in the spirit of police accountability and nothing more. Any information seemingly gleaned from our music choices is not information at all.
Ahhhhh... You smell that? That's the smell of the great outdoors. This weeks episode was recorded in front of a live outdoor audience of dogs, birds, planes, and lawn mowers on a beautiful 80 degree Oklahoma Saturday. Too bad the State of Oklahoma is plagued with raging bootlicking statists. We talked about everything from education to our personal marketing strategies in this long form episode of Liberty Lampoon.
Do you want the pope telling you what to do? We don't. The pope said libertarianism is bad juju. This week we talked about Pope Frank and a mob of angry knuckle dragging bootlickers attacking Jeremy Hengellar of The Seeds Of Liberty Podcast.